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@murrman5: [in car with wife]
"did you take $20 from my purse?"
*sips $3 coffee* no
*gets rear ended and $17 worth of sour candy falls out of glovebox*

[in car with wife]
“did you take $20 from my purse?”
*sips $3 coffee* no
*gets rear ended and $17 worth of sour candy falls out of glovebox*

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