@mellimelle: In case anyone asks, we found these dead hookers while we were digging holes in the woods.
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@rockymomax: [in bed] HER: talk dirty to me ME: one time I licked the floor of a subway HER: I meant- ME: I use a rat as a loofa
@ilovepie84: The best way to see if someone is telling the truth is to tie them to a chair and start up the ol chainsaw.
@slooberbie: One of my wishes in life is to run across the Pacific Ocean in an air tight giant hamster ball.