@ArinLeeMorris: In China the labels read, "Made by someone you know."
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@OnlyFastEddie: The closest I've ever come to winning anything was that time I got picked from a lineup at the station.
@briangaar: "Congratulations, the baby's got green overalls!" Peach sobs. Mario flies into a rage.
@Just_Lee_: My crush said he made his phone keys sticky thinking of me so I dumped him. I'm disgusted. What kind of loser still has keys on his phone?
@lisaxy424: You people who don't wear glasses don't realize how gratifying it is to take them off and rub your eyes when someone's being a moron.