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@WheelTod: [In Club]
*slides up to girl on dance floor
"This is my jam"
*hands her a jar
"I wrote my number on the label. Text me if you want more..."

[In Club]
*slides up to girl on dance floor 
“This is my jam”
*hands her a jar
“I wrote my number on the label. Text me if you want more…”

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