@amelialikesyou: In conclusion, members of the board, I'm sorry I brought the wrong USB, & thank you for your feigned interest in my sesame street PowerPoint
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@jesse_street: *gets laser eye surgery* "Thanks doc, so how do I activate them?" I told you, that's not what— *i squint at him real hard but he's right*
@better_off_dad: 14: I don't have a signal. Me: You kids! When I was your age, we had to stand by the phone, turn this dial- 14: It's back. Me: Good talk.
@ddsmidt: I'm sorry. I know I said hi, but I wasn't really prepared for any follow-up conversation.
@runawaycupcake: "We're not buying another toy until Mommy gets laid!" might not be the most appropriate thing to yell in ToysRUs.