@worley_7: In dog beers I've only had 2.
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@Lakelandr: There's never been a single day in my life when I thought to myself " thank god the cops are here"
@eyeswidebutt: me: SHOW ME WHERE IT SAYS `NO CATS ALLOWED' thats not a cat its a king cobra & it just went into the ballpit me: Bitey loves kids doe
@SirEvisiae: *pretends to throw ball* *dog runs to chase it* Ha, stupid dog. *dog keeps running, disappears over horizon* Um *dog tackles me from behind*
@lovemydogduck: During the day I don't believe in ghosts, But at night I'm a little bit more open minded