@worley_7: In dog beers I've only had 2.
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@maughammom: Me: "You kids aren't getting any more toys until you take care of the ones you have!" Grandma: "Here are 8,000 new toys just for existing."
@sara_ashlynn: When I'm mad at my kid, I don't put the straw from the juice box in their school lunch.
@TheAlexNevil: 7: Where are you and Mom going tonight? Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.