@worley_7: In dog beers I've only had 2.
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@aligarchy: recently at a party i overheard someone start a sentence with "i actually remember being born" and i just put down my drink and left
@DepecheALAmode: I bet Matt McConaughey isnt aware he's in movies. His agent drops him off & hes like "Ha-Allright..this is my life now? Cool camera broski!"
@daplusk: Worst thing about visiting an art gallery is when my 10 year old nephew yells 'who arted' and i feel i failed as i should've thought of that joke