@ChipKellysBalls: In dog beers, I've only had one ...
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@NightValeRadio: Listen to your inner child. It's the one that whisper-sings nursery rhymes when you feel alone in a dark hallway.
@TravLeBlanc: I predict that Obama's next move is to threaten to hold his breath until Russia leaves the Crimea.
@putyoursisterd1: Before we get too excited about rising follower counts, it's good to remember that people also stop to look at accidents.