@cigarin: In every successful relationship the MAN always has the last word - "Yes Dear."
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@Beatonm5: Soon as I finish untangling these earphones I'm goin to google who made them & I'm going to ask them to invent shoelaces that tie themselves
@3sunzzz: [traffic stop] Officer: Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over? Me: *backseat full of penguins* Um, I'm guessing the aquarium called?
@_Kim_Jongun: I hired a PR team. They said the public would like me more if I stopped executing people. I executed the PR team.