@AnnaKendrick47: In first grade when I'd tell my parents what I learned in class and they'd act amazed, I'd think "Shouldn't you know this shit already?"
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@juskewitch: A kiddie pool with a carrot floating in it would look odd to you and me but to a snowman it would be horrifying.
@envydatropic: Indoor water parks full of kids in diapers for when you want to catch a case of name that bacterial infection
@Social_Mime: My friend is a meteorologist so when he wants to hang out I tell him there's a 100% chance I'll be there and then I don't show up.