@BridgetPhetasy: In Hell, all of your Google searches post directly to your social media accounts.
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@trevso_electric: Go buy a burrito, leave it in your fridge, get drunk, come home and be your own best secret admirer.
@omically: saying "we won" after watching a sports game is like saying "we played really well" after watching a concert
@jackmackenroth: It's saying something when you marry Charles Manson and you look like the crazy one.