@hazelmotes1: In hell all the ball pits are filled with legos.
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@robotmouthfarts: EMT: [opens my shirt revealing bread covering my nipples] You faked cardiac arrest for this? Me: Just say clear and make my grilled cheese.
@MariyaAlexander: What kind of outfit says "I want you to let me stand in your group so I don't look like a loser but I don't want to talk to any of you"?
@Carbosly: You say "save the date", I hear "more time to come up with an excuse of why I'm not going."