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@filmmakerRNO: In hell, the thermostat is guarded by a bunch of dads.
@Ohhialypie: Girls: I'd invite you in but my place is a mess
Guys: I don't mind
Girls: Like a huge mess
Girls: Like dead bodies on fire
@SadieSkyNinja: My grandma talks a lot of shit for someone who still uses a flip phone.
@seamusmckracken: I walk around with mentos in my ears so everyone thinks I have an iphone 7.
@amishschool: Offered the kids $5 to clean so they could learn about money and then didn't pay them so they could learn about randomly trusting people.
@vikkaroni: OMG, GODZILLA IS COMING TO ATTACK NEW ENGLAND AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE-oh, he said huge blizzard, not lizard... Carry on then.