@envydatropic: In Hell, you cannot peel off the colors on a Rubik's Cube to solve it
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@jayonguitar: If your girlfriend offers to make you breakfast at 2 AM. She's probably not your girlfriend and your just drunk at Denny's again.
@comedyfish: If you give someone some Beethoven CDs for a gift and they don't like it, you can always take them Bach
@iGreenMonk: When someone tell me , "long time no see" i usually reply, "I know, we're really not that good of friends"