@envydatropic: In Hell, you cannot peel off the colors on a Rubik's Cube to solve it
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@claire_mudie: If by "flexible" you mean "can I get my foot behind my head?" then yes, I am. If you mean "can I get my foot back down?" then no, I am not.
@canadian_jane: Twitter is cool because it makes me look like I'm texting my friends instead of talking to myself.
@BrandandCo: I feel like Neil deGrasse Tyson would be the most annoying person in the world to watch Space Jam with
@BrandonEsWolf: The flight attendant keeps saying "Please stop asking for peanuts. Busses don't have flight attendants."