@web_supergirl: In hell, your coworker never finishes opening a wrapper.
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@speevis: Back from my bike ride and I feel fit as a fiddle ... the fiddle, ya know, that most athletic of instruments...
@FriedWords: Just drank two 5-Hour Energy shots. Will I get 10 hours of energy? And why is that rainbow giggling at me? AndAHH MY SKIN IS ON INSIDE-OUT!
@PaperWash: if you eat your burrito over a tortilla, anything that falls out will simply start building your next burrito