@web_supergirl: In hell, your coworker never finishes opening a wrapper.
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@Julian_Deane: My computer keeps trying to turn me. asked if Im a robot again. No mate still not a robot.
@mean_spice: Teacher: welcome to health class Me: my friend said you can get a girl pregnant by kissing her? Teacher: sir please just mop the floor