@ItsAllCrazyToMe: Think before you yell at your kids. They are the ones who might have to bring you toilet paper in 20 minutes

@turtledumplin: A zombie apocalypse will be the only time you'll hear me say 'please don't eat me' ......aaaand send

@FauxPelini: Sorry but why wasn't Jesus suspicious when he got invited to the "Last Supper"

@SkinnerSteven: Whatever doesn't kill you TRIED TO KILL YOU!

@Just__J0: There's no such thing as a five second rule if you're putting it on someone else's plate.