@TheRobCee: In hell, your mouth is always freshly brushed & minty, and all they have to drink is orange juice.
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@vanderwangwe: Her: I want to have your babies. Me: You'll have to wait until they get off from school.
@PeachyPixel8: The greatest trick The Devil ever pulled was NOT letting his friends and family know he was good with computers.
@BuckyIsotope: Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer. Keep your frenemies in a dark basement filled with bees.
@Brampersandon_: [zombie movie set] Director into megaphone: "We're about to start rolling. Look alive people!" *actors look around confused as heck*