@jake_lach: In hell, your socks are always wet
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@BrendanMcKeigan: Got kicked out of the grocery store. Apparently yelling "LET THE BEETS DROP!" And throwing them at the ground is not acceptable.
@Nursey2Be: Women are like bacon: we look good, we smell good, we taste good and we will slowly kill you.
@BuckyIsotope: Cookie Monster delivering the eulogy at Bert's funeral. Head bowed low. Stillness. "Me want cookies," he sadly intones. "Me want cookies."