@BertCarrillo: In high school, everyone called me the bus driver. Because I was the bus driver.
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@msdanifernandez: My uber driver asked me how my day was so I opened the door and quietly rolled into the road.
@PaperWash: Our Ideal candidate: -Minimum 3,000 years exp. -Must have 8 PhD's -Speak Klingon 80 hrs a week $7.15 an hour Must be passionate about work!
@E_lok44: *puts down window Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Yes *puts up window and drives away