@RowdyBowden: In high school, I was voted Most Likely To Keep Bringing Up Past Achievements.
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@zachreinert03: I was watching tv with my mom & she was amazed a blind guy didn't care his son was missing & I was like outta sight outta mind am I right
@ericsshadow: This is Eric's wife. He accidentally left the house without his phone. TELL ME EVERYTHING.