@RowdyBowden: In high school, I was voted Most Likely To Keep Bringing Up Past Achievements.
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@daemonic3: "I'm a skeleton!" *kisses and hugs you* Stop that! *kisses and hugs you again* What kind of skeleton are you?!? "An XO skeleton"
@JKickinit30: People that say you can’t get blood from a stone have obviously never tried hitting someone in the face with it.
@sweetandweak: You could make dinner for a toddler, or you could just cut out the middle man & throw away a plate of food and squirt ketchup on the dog.