@possibilyss: In hindsight, i shouldn't have said 'surprise me' when the judge was about to sentence me
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@IRLPepperMD: *parents come into my room* "We need to talk to you… We think you're an owl." *turns neck all the way around to face them* "Who- I MEAN WHY"
@WilliamAder: Drove a wedge of suspicion today between the fast food employee at the first window and the one at the second.
@Michael_Erhart: Doc: "Your arm is broken. I'll put you in a cast for a while and it'll recover." Me: "Ok, but I don't get how being in a movie will help."