@RidiculousSheri: In hindsight, naming my family portrait studio Let Me Shoot Your Kids, was probably not the best business decision.
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@Sarcasticsapien: My favorite parts of the Bible are when Jesus is alone talking to God (himself) and someone who wasn't there is writing about it.
@girlnarly: who else gets a little disappointed when the emergency broadcast test isn't an actual emergency? it’s like, hurry up already aliens
@Supafunkadunka: My daughter said she needs a bag of Skittles for a class project. Starting to get suspicious.