@BuckyIsotope: In his college years Jesus could turn oregano into weed
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@Feisty___One: I am not a ride or die chick. I have questions. Where we going? Will there be food? Why do I have to die? Why didn't you like my last pic?..
@hangin_out: During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, "where should I put my pants"? "Over there by mine", was not the answer I was expecting.
@SufficientCharm: I put my pants on like everyone else.... After sex. Ha just kidding. I don't have sex, or pants.
@woodmuffin: Why don't they have a WHITE history month?? Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces? Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people??