@BuckyIsotope: In his college years Jesus could turn oregano into weed
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@pevbim: I've never held a baby before "It'll be fine" *I accidentally put the baby in a box and mail it to North Korea*
@TheBoydP: Show me someone who says they like all types of music and I will show you someone who has never been on hold before a conference call.
@_ElvishPresley_: *friend you haven't spoken to in years posts photos of their marriage* wow thanks for the invite beth did our 6 weeks of drivers ed together mean nothing to u