@BuckyIsotope: In his college years Jesus could turn oregano into weed
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@anhonestmess: A popcorn necklace is a nice way to tell someone you want them to be attacked by birds.
@wolfpupy: heres my To Do List - become the new kfc colonel, mess with texas, invent a new animal just to piss off scientists
@ninjadinosaur1: None of my Barbies are speaking to each other because Ken got Skipper pregnant again. You can imagine the tension in my house tonight.