@UrplePingo: In honor of Columbus Day I'm going to drive around until I get lost then make myself at home in the first clearly inhabited house I find
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@NichollsTerence: I want to go on the record by saying I love my family but if I have to spend any longer with them you'll be seeing me on the 6 o'clock news.
@CarolineCasey: Sorry I had to cancel for the 5th time in a row, I thought you would stop inviting me by now.
@deardilettante: Walking around cemeteries looking at headstones is a great way to come up with baby names.