@OctoberJones: In honour of Agatha Christie, turn off all the lights and kill one of your work colleagues.
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@GreenishDuck: Hell is probably just thousands of tourists trying to take pictures of you walking a cat.
@AimeeHelene1: Me: Heeeeyyyyyy Judy, good morning! *scratches Judy's back, wiping off my Cheeto fingers* Judy: Hi!!! How are y..... Me: *walks away*
@RuffaloShuffle: *Dad enters room dressed as Han Solo* "May divorce be with you" "What?" "Your mother and I are getting a divorce. I figured I'd make it fun"