@OctoberJones: In honour of Agatha Christie, turn off all the lights and kill one of your work colleagues.
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@champagnefeeI: when i tell someone where i live and they say “omg that’s so far” like i’m not inviting u over lmaoooo so don’t worry about ur imaginary journey.
@Okeating: I didn't take my husband's name when I got married. I figured it'd be confusing if we were both called Keith.
@fart: theres a train nerd counting the number of ppl that get on and off at every stop. at first i pitied him but he seems happy so now i hate him
@Bluestmoon_: There are pants in the bathroom trash can at work, so someone is having a worse day than you.