@OctoberJones: In honour of Agatha Christie, turn off all the lights and kill one of your work colleagues.
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@Aspersioncast: Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you & they're stabbing it? No? How about now?
@WritePlay: I always assumed the movie "Grease" got its title from how those characters managed to fit into those pants.
@ArfMeasures: [court] LAWYER: Did u kill him? ME: No L: You know what the punishment is for committing perjury? ME [lips on the mic] Much less than murder