@Pirate_nurse: In lieu of a gift I liked a couple of charities on FB in your honour
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@T_Bonezzz_: I like to put a few lawnmowers in the back of my truck and follow landscapers all day just to make them nervous
@Steelers1972: You would be amazed how cheap lawn mowers are at Home Depot when you own a pickup truck and a orange apron.
@kelkulus: The quickest way to get a creationist to shut up is threatening to throw them off the edge of the earth.
@reTICKulous: *pulls out earbud* What? "We need to talk." *pulls out earbud* "You've been spending too much time at Chernobyl." *pulls out earbud* No way