@Pirate_nurse: In lieu of a gift I liked a couple of charities on FB in your honour
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@CornOnTheGoblin: I like big NUTS n my pecan pie u other bakers cant deny When a treat comes n with a crust too thin & the crumbs get on my chin It gets FLUNG
@TravLeBlanc: I'm working on inventing an electronic Ouija board so that I can keep tweeting after I die.
@MartaEffing: I shouldn't. Ambien: YES. You should. But I'm naked. A: EXACTLY. Ok, fine. *stands up* I HAVE A REASON THESE TWO SHOULD NOT BE WED!
@LuvPug: I think it would be totes adorbz if I throat punched you the next time you say 'totes adorbz'