@jewfacekilla: In marijuana's defense, I'm lazy as shit completely sober too.
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@TheOneTrueDisco: On 3. Ready? One. Two. Three. *Both show rock Again! *Both show rock Again! *Both show rock Again! Caveman: This game is stupid.