@GuyThe_Guy: In Maryland we can't legally carry concealed weapons so our best defense against being murdered is the zig-zag runaway.
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@KevinFarzad: Sometimes u see the moon during the day and it's like, wow, how embarrassing. Showed up early because you were bored? Get a life, nerd moon.
@GloriaFallon123: To clear a pop-up ad online, I was just forced to agree that "I don't care about being healthy and smelling clean"
@deLusticious: Do not drink and drive.. because there are people out there who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault !!
@hgracestewart: It's been scientifically proven that women who worry are smart. I must be a freaking genius.