@TheWoodenslurpy: In my 20s, I was bullied by a crow the size of a chicken for several months.
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@MonSwanson: I can't wait for my grandma to ask me repeatedly why I don't have a boyfriend "because I'm such a pretty girl". I'm a psycho, grandma.
@Playing_Dad: If God didn't intend for us to eat animals, he was probably really freaked out when we started
@TheBoydP: If I come home from work and my wife is gone, I always think the worst has happened. I forgot something she said we were doing that night.