@TheWoodenslurpy: In my 20s, I was bullied by a crow the size of a chicken for several months.
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@JasonIsbell: I get a kick out of people who think because I make Americana music I’m supposed to dress like a damn horse repairman or some shit
@NakedWhiteAss: Hey guys, which cell phone provider drops the most calls? I need to get one for my mom.
@dubsteppenwolf: every time someone says "don't give homeless people money, they'll spend it on drugs" it's like... so will I though??