@English_Muffin: In my defense, it was a fantastic idea at 3am...
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@Feel_Dont_Speak: A friend will invite you for beers A good friend will pick up the tab A best friend will hold your hair All three will have blackmail pics
@QwertyJones3: [First date] HER: I want a man who is intensely passionate when he sees something he wants ME: PASS THE FREAKING SALT
@lecalabara: "To hell with it, thats good enough." - every person after theyve ever tried to iron a shirt. Ever.