@English_Muffin: In my defense, it was a fantastic idea at 3am...
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@dumbbeezie: Holiday tip. Always buy people gifts that you would like for yourself in case they piss you off before Christmas
@Parentpains: I never knew my mechanic was a psychic until he loudly announced that I had blown a tranny in my car.
@Kyle_Lippert: EMOTICON GUIDE :) I'm happy ;) Having a seizure. Still happy :/ Having a stroke. Not happy :( I'm a grouper .) Lost an eye. Still happy