@English_Muffin: In my defense, it was a fantastic idea at 3am...
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@adriennekhals: Worst day. Had a tampon behind my ear all afternoon and still cant find my cigarette.
@AndyAsAdjective: Saw a guy riding a unicycle today. Actually, he was riding a bicycle but I didn't see him & I hit him with my car. Then boom! Unicycle.