@TotesInapropro_: In my defense, your baby was crying before I dropped it.
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@TylerLinkin: Had a date with a lady I met on Christian Mingle. It was going fine until I told her I was Jewish & her half of the bill was $40 dollars.
@MariyaAlexander: Your Harvard education doesn't make me respect you more - it makes me respect Harvard less.
@ChickenColeman: Atheists swear they not going to hell just cuz they don't believe in it. nigga I don't believe in having a job but I still go to work