@TotesInapropro_: In my defense, your baby was crying before I dropped it.
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@unravelingfire: I'm like Harvard. Hard to get into, but once you're in, everyone is super impressed.
@TitansHomer: How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Ceasars *drops mic, Harlem shakes off stage*
@TravLeBlanc: If you love someone, set them free. If they come back with two police officers, you'll know that setting them free was a bad idea.
@FlashShumway: Sorry man I cant come over. Im busy playing nunchucks "Dont you mean playing WITH nunchucks?" No? *tosses another nun off the overpass*