@jake_lach: In my dog's mind he's saving the world, one tree at a time.
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@EtobicokeErnie: Statistics show that married men live a lot longer than single men. However married men are a lot more willing to die.
@XplodingUnicorn: My daughter's school was closed for fog. Back in my day, Godzilla could be destroying the city & the principal would be like "2-hour delay"
@juliussharpe: Arthur Miller underratedly sucked at naming characters. "Biff"?? "Happy"?? Dude, take five more minutes.