@jake_lach: In my dog's mind he's saving the world, one tree at a time.
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@sixfootcandy: (Breaks car window to save a dog) Guy: I'm in the car! Me: Yeah but it's hot Him: The AC is on! Me: Can I get in? It's really hot out here.
@Shower4Thought: Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers.
@WildeThingy: Conveniently, the sound from their early Saturday morning lawn mowers covers the noise of my sniper rifle.