@jake_lach: In my dog's mind he's saving the world, one tree at a time.
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@KalvinMacleod: When my wife tells me to wear sunscreen and I refuse to listen, it shows that I am my own man who is badly sunburned.
@iTomFoolery: I mixed coffee with Red Bull, now I can see the invisible things my kitten pounces on.
@TheSharona06: Oh, I see you're an extrovert. Sorry, we can't be friends. I already have a friend who's an extrovert. One of you is enough.