@dlockw21: In my experience, people who say "I'm not trying to be difficult," don't really seem to be trying all that hard.
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@WorkingMom86: *at hostage negotiation class Prof: Let's go around and say why we're here Man: I joined the NYPD Woman: I'm in the FBI Me: I have a toddler