@smirkykev: In my experience, the quickest way to escape Jury Duty? As they read out the charges, yell out, "Oh c'mon...even I've done THAT!"
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@Aspersioncast: Whatever happened to that little girl from The Ring, did she grow up to be Kristen Stewart?
@AnissaClingman: When you msg me @ 9:30am w/ just "Morning," don't be shocked when I wait till 12:00pm & respond w/ "Noon." Seriously, what did ya expect?
@GuyThe_Guy: They say if you choose a job you love, you'll never work a day in your life. I have to work tomorrow.