@squirrel74wkgn: In my first job, I had to proofread tampon box instructions. Grammar was good, but it was clear that they had no idea how a period works.
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@FUN: Most laughs that you hear on TV shows today, were recorded in the 1950's. Means, technically, you're likely hearing dead people laughing.
@OctopusCavemann: My grandpa was always full of wise sayings. I’ll never forget the last thing he said. “Don’t unplug that you dummy.”