@meganamram: In my opinion it's the aborted fetus' fault for not carrying a gun for protection
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@MrsTomServo: Women want men they can fix; men want girls they can save; I want a sandwich that makes itself.
@realHamOnWry: My apologies to Tom Cruise. I honestly thought that Scientologists dug up and studied old scientists.
@ashmensch: *steps on Lego* *stumbles backwards and trips over more Legos* *throws all Legos away* *Grandparents buy more Legos for Christmas*