@marebytes: In my opinion - until they add extra fries, a martini & a joint - they have no business calling it a Happy Meal
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@JediGigi: [dont let him know you're a sponge] Waitress: *spills drink on table* GERONIMO *bellyflops on table* SPRAY SOME CLEANER I GOT THIS oh damn
@JohnLyonTweets: Just watched The Hobbit: The Battle to Stay Awake for What Felt Like Five Hours.
@0hJuliette: I'm bored, think I'll go to the mall, find a great parking spot, sit in my car with my reverse lights on
@imallwritecom: Hey people who say "look at our new baby", thanks for clarifying that because my initial reaction was to ask where you got the used baby