@marebytes: In my opinion - until they add extra fries, a martini & a joint - they have no business calling it a Happy Meal
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@GuyThe_Guy: "Is there a Mr. Fields?" I say to my twelfth cookie, all the while knowing she's all mine.
@tartadepollo: I asked this homeless lady if I could take her home. She said yes, so I walked off with her cardboard box.