@marebytes: In my opinion - until they add extra fries, a martini & a joint - they have no business calling it a Happy Meal
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@bridger_w: At my funeral, I'd like my family, my closest friends, and a high-pitched squeal no one can locate the source of
@Beerhaze: She hated my mixed-tape back in high school. Last month she gave birth to her ninth baby. Thanks for saving my life, Depeche Mode!