@smint: In my pocket is a computer far more powerful than the one that took Apollo11 to the Moon. I use it to photograph food & fling birds at pigs.
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@kevinseccia: I realized I was maybe not the best listener when a friend had to come out to me twice.
@Beerhaze: Having a wife and daughters, I try bottles in the shower until I find one that doesn't burn my balls and wash myself all over with that one.
@shanethevein: The problem with the world today is that intelligent people are too smart to have children.