@thezwickers3: In order to get my teenagers attention I shut off the WiFi router and wait for them in the room it's in.
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@gobmentcheese: A romcom where I go to stop you at the airport, except I go to Cinnabon & then forget why I'm at the airport.
@Black__Elvis: Just found a hole in my sock and now I'm worried that the whole drawer might be pregnant.