@ThisAlexStein: In order to save money I installed a sound chip into my wallet. Now when it opens it plays a song by Creed so I quickly have to close it.
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@kennyflorian: Can't trust CNN? Next thing ya know Nigerian royalty sending me emails will be fake.
@jimmytorosian: I bring giant stuffed animals into carnivals so when I walk around people will think that I am good at something.
@WickedDarkEyes: If you haven't used your fingers to "expand" a picture in a Magazine today, well then you're not me.
@SortaBad: "..all the king's horses & all the king's men couldn't get Humpty together again" *raises hand* What guy thought horses might figure it out?