@shutupmikeginn: In order to save space, Ricky Gervais & Seth McFarlane are both one guy now. Frankly, it's been a long time coming
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@noog: *lil wayne begins typing lyrics into mocrosoft word* *paperclip pops onto screen* Do you mean "digger"?
@bananagrvyrd: So apparently you're supposed to change the lint filter in the dryer more than once a year firemen are hot