@jonnysun: in other news: 8 hours from now, half the country will be screaming about tragedy and loss b/c some dudes didnt catch a ball enough times
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@PeaceInTruth1: I've never watched CSI because I learned everything I need to know about solving crimes from watching Scooby Doo.
@OddMarc: If you don't walk sideways chanting 'crab people' when holding tongs, we can't be friends.
@BigBagOfScum: the restraining order doesn't mean we can't hang, it just means I can't be within 50'. We could still play catch or frisbee or something...
@haleysfalling: I've decided that I'm going to start texting people back. That's it. That's the joke.