@jonnysun: in other news: 8 hours from now, half the country will be screaming about tragedy and loss b/c some dudes didnt catch a ball enough times
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@david_tull: Wow, according to the New York Times, just kidding, I have no idea what's going on.
@abhorrent_wife: There's a fine line between confidence and delusion and I ride that shit like a bear on a unicycle.
@paperphotoyo: Managed to scare off my prison pen pal. Crazy doesn't even begin to cover what's wrong with me.