@Hebafouad21: In our wedding, I'll invite his ex and be like "Still believe you can get him back?"
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@ahoytheboat: my criminal record is only clean because of how fast i can run with my pants around my ankles.
@Easy_Tiger__: Gf: do I look fat in these pants? Brain: oh god it's a trap, this is what we've been training for Me: I've seen worse Brain: WTF MAN