@realHamOnWry: In recent years the number of UFO sightings has dropped because of the smart phone. Their users never look up.
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@GaryJanetti: I don't know why Russia is so homophobic. Most of the women there look like men anyway.
@hyperblastchic: Fried potatoes Mashed potatoes Baked potatoes Twice baked potatoes Potato chips -if Bubba grew up on a potato farm instead of a shrimp boat
@Where__wolf: A horse covered in floaties gallops happily toward a swimmin pool. He sees a sign "NO HORSEPLAY" He lowers his head "Ok" & sadly trots away
@Procaffinator: Its probably time to clean the microwave when you heat coffee and it comes out smelling like a burrito.