@realHamOnWry: In recent years the number of UFO sightings has dropped because of the smart phone. Their users never look up.
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@MarcusTheToken: Sometimes when people talk to me, I scream and beat my chest. It not only establishes dominance, but tells them to go away.
@shutupmikeginn: Lifehack: If whenever someone asks your opinion on something you say, "Now thats-a spicy meatball!" people will learn not to ask you things.
@naderdagher: If he pauses a video game to text you, he's probably already losing, no need to feel special or anything,