@LostLettermen: In response to McDonald's pay with hugs campaign, Nationwide will allow you to pay for insurance with DEATH.
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@panmidwest: GOD: i'm going to tell you the name by which you may call me throughout all generations MOSES: no way GOD: yahweh MOSES: ok so what is it
@futurecreaturre: if i die on a hill it's gonna be the bottom of that hill. i'm not climbing up a hill to die
@LegoGodzilla: I've learnt a lot from the movies over the years, such as how to count using Roman numerals... I, II, III, IV, V, Balboa.