@MomOfTeen: In rest homes, when lovers have spats, do they key each other's walkers???
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@jordan_stratton: Well, when we ordered nachos, you ate all the ones in the middle with the most cheese, but no... I have no idea who set your car on fire.
@squirrel74wkgn: Weird...my son has been having nightmares about a clown hiding in his closet ever since I dressed like a clown and hid in his closet.
@Tmoney68: [Planning Rustic Vacation] Me: Should we rent a cabin or a cottage? Her: What’s the difference? M: Well, cottages are usually home to witches who eat children; cabins usually contain partying teens who get murdered by a psychopath. H: I meant in price.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: As a girl who grew up with an annoying little sister the most unrealistic thing about Frozen is how Elsa never tried to kill Anna on purpose