@imence2: In RL I'm a car salesman. Which means its my job to know how many bodies fit in the trunk of a car officer. This is all work related.
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@Keys_ToMe: I love to watch the look of panic on my husband's face when I pull a pair of panties out of my drawer and say, "um, these aren't mine."
@est1975blog: I never knew my son was 80 years old until he told me to text our neighbor because "his leaves are getting on our lawn."
@Swishergirl24: People who think only God can judge them have obviously never met my mother-in-law.
@Dawn_M_: Show him you care by setting his house on fire so he will have to move in with you and never be lonely again.