@Nahdude83: In Russia, Jesus finds you.
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@alexisthenedd: trump may have a point about video game violence, ever since skyrim came out i've been climbing to high elevations and shouting bears off of cliffs and i don't think it's a coincidence
@maisonwithapen: ME: hey guys what's the herps? HIM: u mean haps? M: oh, haha yea. what's the itch?—I mean sitch H: uh M: hows it herpin? H: M: I have herpes
@mrjohndarby: Parole officer: Come in and take a seat [me, finishing a jail term for stealing chairs] *starts sweating*
@ClichedOut: ME: My goal is to be king, like my dad. HER: That's amazing. Of what country? ME: It was his goal, Linda. And now it's mine.