@Shut_up_Marissa: In sign language, the story of my life can be told through a series of facepalms.
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@shopkins776: I'm scared some kid is going to break into my house and fleek me to death with a bae
@iGreenMonk: How boring my life has become! The only time I hear myself say, "I'm coming" is when I'm trying to tell my dog I'm getting his food ready!