@Shut_up_Marissa: In sign language, the story of my life can be told through a series of facepalms.
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@DannyZuker: My son's soccer coach just said, "You can't spell "triumph" without 'try,'" and the look my son and I shared will bond us forever.
@alexwyse: Since it's impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis.
@NoogsCorner: Superman's only weakness is the extremely rare Kryptonite that all his enemies have.