@squirrel74wkgn: In some countries your Honor, a nude man painted in bronze while urinating in a public fountain would be considered art.
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@AkashThakan: Let me tell you why going outside is not safe. Because chances are after a few days you end up retweeting a joke about yourself.
@JustDontBugMe: [During an ultrasound scan] Doctor:The baby looks fine. Mom:See? that's your baby sister in there! 3:What??Mom, why did you eat the baby?
@Michael1979: WARNING: Local youths in the park are claiming to be tax inspectors & are issuing fines for €70 in "gullibility tax". DO NOT PAY. Turns out there's no such tax. When you go back to confront them, they say they can't do refunds without a tax receipt. THEY NEVER GAVE ME A RECEIPT