@squirrel74wkgn: In some countries your Honor, a nude man painted in bronze while urinating in a public fountain would be considered art.
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@therealeatwood: [I wake up next to a fishing net full of salmon] But that means… [Cut to fisherman at sea, with my dreamcatcher full of howling goblins]
@GrantTanaka: Bruce Wayne was terrified of bats & he became Batman, so anyway that's why I became ClownBaboonDentistMan
@PhuckinCody: wife: our house is on fire! who you gonna call?! [later] ghostbusters (standing in ashes): u really should've called the fire department