@squirrel74wkgn: In some countries your Honor, a nude man painted in bronze while urinating in a public fountain would be considered art.
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@drinksmcgee: *catches a pretty girl’s eye *puts it in a jar of formaldehyde with all the other eyes I've collected
@SirEvisiae: *breaks into museum* *sprays fine mist to show alarm lasers* *plays a sweet jam on boombox* *krumps right into each beam*
@Staggfilms: MARTY McFLY: Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a Prius? DOC BROWN: This car will repel women in any time period, Marty. We don’t want anyone accidentally hooking up with their mothers.
@RidiculousSheri: I'm fat, but not accidentally give birth in the Walmart bathroom because I didn't know I was pregnant, fat.