@trevso_electric: In Soviet Russia, tired joke format tweets YOU.
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@funnyortruth: Friend : "I wasn't that drunk!" Me : "Dude a thief stole your T.V and you ran after him screaming "YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!!!"
@SondraDeeMe: I date men whom have their life paths laid out firmly and don't waver. Yes, their paths are Psycho and Socio, but consistency is admirable.
@weirdralph: The next time someone says "expect the unexpected," I'm going to punch them in the nose and ask if they expected that.