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@trevso_electric: In Soviet Russia, tired joke format tweets YOU.
@ImHopel3ss: Somewhere, someplace, there's a hole in the world & inside it there's a bunch of gremlins hoarding the 50,000 lighters I can't find.
@unibrowbeater: "It's pronounced poor-shah, not por-shh."
"Ok, got it doo-shah."
@travisauruss: Blood is thicker than water.
But maple syrup is thicker than blood.
So pancakes are more important than family.
I said it.
@WittySassBasket: I shall play you the song of my people
@LOLGOP: It was Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve! - someone who believes in talking snakes