@Laser_Cat: In space, no one can hear you scream. Because it's space, and everyone is on the ground. What are you even doing up there?
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@djdarrellripley: Me: What happened to all the bourbon? Her: Oh, I put it in the chicken. Me: Then pour me a glass of chicken.
@amydillon: Day 1,459 of my son acting shocked and aggrieved when I tell him to go brush his teeth before bed.
@DrobsonKanu: 1. People 2. Seriously 3. Need 4. To 5. Stop 6. Trying 7. To 8. Predict 9. The 10. Premier 11. League 12. End 13. Of 14. Season 15. Table 16. Just 17. Let 18. It 19. Happen 20. West Ham
@buhsbaby_baby: As a grown woman with no children or morals to slow me down, I will have a definite advantage during tomorrow's family Easter egg hunts.